when we're together
I feel so grand~
my heart goes tippity tap tap tap
So, even tho, I'm not the one you adore~
WHY NOT?
Darling just settle for me
I think you'll have to agree
(that) we make quite a pair~
I know I'm only second place in this game
But like two percent milk or seitan beef, I almost taste the same~
So won't you settle for me, come on and settle for me
Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride.
I have no problem being picked out from the bottom
if he's your broken condom, I'm plan B~
So lower those expectations and settle for me
Totally!
settle for me, babycakes just settle for me
Schmoopy-pie, I'm beggin' you please
Can't you see the light?~
sugar jugs I'm so bereft
Demeaning terms are all that I have left
Of my masculinity
So, settle for me
Little girl
Don't make me feel like a little girl
Exposed and raw
whose boobs an't even fill a training bra
...Let's pretend I didn't say that
Settle for me
(Rachel Bloom: It's a practical proposal)
Settle for me
(It makes a certain sense)
He's a fantasy
But hey let's think this through~
Yes, Josh is a dreaming, but Im right here
Settle for me
In a sad way, darling it's fate!
<dance break.>
You're like Rocky V to Rocky
Solange to beyoncé, not asking to be your fiancé
But if tonight or tomorrow, if you happen to be free
Maybe just maybe, Settle for me <3
when I hold your hand
But I know there's another guy
you fancy more...
Settle for me
Am I okay with this?
In flesh and blood and self-hateeee~!