[00:06.36]Coin operated goi,
[00:08.92]Scary but it's true,
[00:10.54]He is not a Jew.
[00:11.94]He won't dance the horah,
[00:14.00]Won't light the menorah,
[00:15.36]And it's not a lie,
[00:17.02]He ain't even circumcised.
[00:18.93]Oi!
[00:19.54]Coin operated goi.
[00:21.71]I'm not so sure that he's kosher,
[00:25.90]Deskite what is in the brochure.
[00:29.12]Everything he eats is wrapped in ham.
[00:35.20]Plus he tried to pork me in the can.
[00:41.94]I should go and ask my Rabbi,
[00:45.20]If it's a sin if he and I,
[00:48.51]Do it through a small hole in a sheet.
[00:54.74]Just big enough to slip my kosher meat.
[01:01.37]Groin masticated joy, oh boy!
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[01:11.36]Coin operated goi,
[01:13.48]Can't hang with the Moyles,
[01:15.14]He and got the curls.
[01:16.74]I say we convert him.
[01:18.44]It ain't gonna hurt him.
[01:19.90]Well, maybe downbelow,
[01:21.57]He will have to undergo,
[01:22.91]A groin operation ploy.
[01:26.29]His bris we'll perform,
[01:30.27]To make his schmuck deformed.
[01:33.28]The Moyle gets a dollar,
[01:36.46]If he makes him holler.
[01:39.72]To make his schmuck more slim,
[01:42.84]We'll chop off his foreskin!
[01:47.86]Give it to the waiter.
[01:52.23]He'll bless it for seder.
[01:57.31]We'll nosh on it later.
[02:02.73]Oh I want a,
[02:04.49]I want a,
[02:06.05]I want a,
[02:07.50]I want a...
[02:22.18]for Rosh hashanah.
[02:28.17]A coin operated goi, oh boy!
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[03:13.60]Coin operated goi,
[03:15.72]Scary but it's true,
[03:17.23]He was not a Jew.
[03:18.84]But honestly, no schitzvah,
[03:20.67]He had a Bar Mitzvah.
[03:22.28]Now he's kosher too.
[03:23.73]He just like me and you,
[03:25.69]A coin operated Jew!
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