[00:11.028]A man's got a heart, hasn't he?
[00:14.494]Joking apart - hasn't he?
[00:17.828]And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint,
[00:25.405]I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint...
[00:35.287]I'm reviewing the situation
[00:41.243]Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
[00:45.066]All the trials and tribulations!
[00:48.674]Better settle down and get myself a wife.
[00:52.519]And a wife would cook and sew for me,
[00:54.528]And come for me, and go for me,
[00:56.314]And go for me, and nag at me,
[00:58.061]The fingers, she would wag at me.
[00:59.776]The money she would take from me.
[01:01.163]A misery, she'd make from me...
[01:04.663]...I think I'd better think it out again!
[01:10.813]A wife you can keep, anyway,
[01:15.357]I'd rather sleep, anyway.
[01:19.106]Left without anyone in the world,
[01:21.506]And I'm starting from now.
[01:24.531]So "how to win friends and to influence people"
[01:30.158]--So how?
[01:36.181]I'm reviewing the situation,
[01:42.469]I must quickly look up everyone I know.
[01:46.604]Titled people - with a station -
[01:49.831]Who can help me make a real impressive show!
[01:53.810]I will own a suite at Claridges,
[01:55.569]And run a fleet of carriages,
[01:57.162]And wave at all the duchesses
[01:58.711]With friendliness, as much as is
[02:00.329]Befitting of my new estate...
[02:01.901][Good morrow to you, magistrate!]
[02:07.688]...I think I'd better think it out again.
[02:27.441]What happens when I'm seventy?
[02:33.271]Must come a time...seventy.
[02:38.019]When you're old, and it's cold
[02:41.414]And who cares if you live or you die,
[02:49.481]Your one consolation's the money
[02:53.587]You may have put by...
[02:59.662]I'm reviewing the situation.
[03:05.417]I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay!
[03:09.103]You'll be seeing no transformation,
[03:12.192]But it's wrong to be a rogue in every way.
[03:15.461]I don't want nobody hurt for me,
[03:17.909]Or made to do the dirt for me.
[03:19.642]This rotten life is not for me.
[03:21.281]It's getting far too hot for me.
[03:22.891]There is no in between for me
[03:24.691]But who will change the scene for me?
[03:27.699]Don't want no one to rob for me.
[03:33.789]But who will find a job for me
[03:37.268]...I think I'd better think it out again!
[03:39.277]Hey!