[00:01.390]You want some bacon?
[00:02.100]No, man, I don't eat pork.
[00:04.220]Are you Jewish?
[00:05.540]No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
[00:07.790]Why not?
[00:08.610]Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
[00:12.060]But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
[00:13.760]Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
[00:17.520]but I'd never know cause
[00:19.600]I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
[00:24.140]Pigs sleep and root in shit,
[00:24.580]that's a filthy animal.
[00:25.210]I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sens
[00:28.850]e enough to disregard its own feces.
[00:31.460]How about a dog?
[00:32.640]A dog eats its own feces.
[00:35.330]I don't eat dog either.
[00:39.910]Yeah, but do you consider a dog
[00:45.320]to be a filthy animal?
[00:45.500]I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy,
[00:47.850]but it's definitely dirty.
[00:48.700]But, dogs got personality,
[00:48.850]personality goes a long way.
[00:51.350]So by that rationale,
[00:52.340]if a pig had a better personality,
[00:52.600]he would cease to be a filthy animal.
[00:53.590]Is that true?
[00:53.710]We'd have to be talkin'
[00:53.890]'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
[00:54.080]I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
[00:55.630]than that Arnold on Green Acres,
[00:56.800]you know what I'm sayin'?