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Ahhhh... |
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The Lord is a monkey |
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Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July |
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In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye |
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Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas |
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Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass |
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Outside of Phoenix she was kinda broke down |
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Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town. |
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Ha Ha Ha! |
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Ahhhhh... |
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Well she was a Hare Krishna in the Ashram Bed |
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She was sellin' 'get sky' and had funky-ass hair |
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She pooed in my mouth and she threw me on the bed |
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Where she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head |
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Well she's heading back East in a 67 Caddy |
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Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy |
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Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool |
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Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school |
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Well I real did good but it's kickin' my ass |
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I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass |
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Well she's looking pretty good first week in July |
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She's got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye |
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Ahhhhh... |
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Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July |
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In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye |
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Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas |
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Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass |