What would Brian Boitano do
 If he was here right now .
 He'd make a plan and he'd follow through .
 That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
 When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
 Skating for the gold .
 He did two Sal chows and a triple Lutz .
 While wearing a blindfold .
 When Brian Boitano was in the Alps .
 Fighting grizzly bears .
 He used his magical fire breath .
 And saved the maidens fair .
 So what would Brian Boitano do
 If he were here today .
 I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two .
 That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
 I want this V-chip out of me .
 It has stunted my vocabulary .
 And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone .
 For Wendy I'll be an activist too .
 'Cause that what Brian Boitano would do .
 And what would Brian Boitano do .
 He'd call all the kids in town .
 And tell them to unite for truth .
 That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
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 When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 .
 He fought the evil robot king .
 And saved the human race again .
 And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan .
 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody .
 So let's call all the kids together .
 And unite to stop our moms .
 And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too .
 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do .
 And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too .
 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do .
 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!