[00:06.60] What would Brian Boitano do
[00:08.86] If he was here right now .
[00:10.62] He'd make a plan and he'd follow through .
[00:11.99] That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
[00:13.96] When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
[00:15.44] Skating for the gold .
[00:17.37] He did two Sal chows and a triple Lutz .
[00:19.04] While wearing a blindfold .
[00:20.70] When Brian Boitano was in the Alps .
[00:22.57] Fighting grizzly bears .
[00:24.13] He used his magical fire breath .
[00:25.92] And saved the maidens fair .
[00:27.73] So what would Brian Boitano do
[00:29.37] If he were here today .
[00:30.97] I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two .
[00:32.70] That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
[00:34.56] I want this V-chip out of me .
[00:37.86] It has stunted my vocabulary .
[00:41.17] And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone .
[00:44.55] For Wendy I'll be an activist too .
[00:46.24] 'Cause that what Brian Boitano would do .
[00:48.11] And what would Brian Boitano do .
[00:49.84] He'd call all the kids in town .
[00:51.50] And tell them to unite for truth .
[00:53.14] That's what Brian Boitano'd do .
[00:55.00] ......
[01:01.59] When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 .
[01:04.90] He fought the evil robot king .
[01:06.62] And saved the human race again .
[01:08.66] And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan .
[01:11.77] 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody .
[01:16.76] So let's call all the kids together .
[01:18.72] And unite to stop our moms .
[01:20.34] And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too .
[01:22.01] 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do .
[01:23.73] And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too .
[01:25.51] 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do .
[01:28.84] 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!