[00:12]We're a couple of swells
[00:14]We stop at the best hotels
[00:17]But we prefer the country far
[00:20]Away from the city smells
[00:25]We're a couple of sports
[00:27]The pride of the tennis courts
[00:30]In June, July and August we look cute
[00:33]When we're dressed in shorts
[00:37]The Vanderbilt's
[00:38]Have asked us up for tea
[00:42]We don't know how to get there
[00:45]No sire, no sire
[00:50]We would drive up the Avenue
[00:54]But we haven't got the price
[00:57]We would skate up the Avenue
[01:00]But there isn't any ice
[01:03]We would ride on a bicycle
[01:06]But we haven't got a bike
[01:08]So we'll walk up the Avenue
[01:12]Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
[01:15]'Cause to walk up the Avenue's what we like
[01:21]Wall Street bankers are we
[01:23]With plenty of currency
[01:26]We'd open up the safe
[01:28]But we forgot where we put the key
[01:33]We're the favorite lads
[01:36]Of girls in the picture ads
[01:39]We'd like to tell you who we kissed last night
[01:42]But we can't be cads
[01:46]The Vanderbilt's
[01:47]Are waiting at the club
[01:51]But how are we to get there
[01:54]That's the rub, that's the rub
[01:59]We would sail up the Avenue
[02:03]But we haven't got a yacht
[02:06]We would drive up the Avenue
[02:09]But the horse we had was shot
[02:12]We would ride on a trolley car
[02:15]But we haven't got the fare
[02:18]So we'll walk up the Avenue
[02:21]Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
[02:24]Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue till we're there