[00:09.310]Never smile at a crocodile
[00:13.120]No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
[00:17.460]Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
[00:21.970]He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
[00:26.820]Never smile at a crocodile
[00:30.770]Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
[00:35.240]Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
[00:39.750]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile
[00:43.680]
[00:44.730]You may very well be well bred
[00:48.790]Lots ot etiquette in your head
[00:53.010]
[00:53.570]But there's always some special case, time or place
[00:58.570]To forget etiquette
[01:00.210]
[01:01.220]For example:
[01:02.690]One must positively not ever wear
[01:04.430]a pleased expression on his countenance
[01:05.940]when confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile
[01:08.060]who has long jaws, armoured skin and webbed feet
[01:10.550]and who is known as the crocodile.
[01:12.780]
[01:13.650]one simply cannot cherish an amicably
[01:15.020]or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species.
[01:17.930]
[01:18.740]In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably
[01:22.040]drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension
[01:25.340]of his lips means you are entirely welcome.
[01:27.810]
[01:28.680]It is much more reasonably to assume
[01:30.180]he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit
[01:32.620]
[01:33.180]His! Hehe.
[01:34.820]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile