[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:03.87]I wish I could go back to college. [00:07.53]Life was so simple back then. [00:11.23]What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! [00:20.62]I wish I could go back to college. [00:23.89]In college you know who you are. [00:27.41]You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God! [00:30.66]I am totally gonna go far!" [00:34.99]How do I go back to college? [00:37.94]I don't know who I am anymore! [00:42.17]I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! [00:47.77]Ohhh... [00:49.40]I wish I could just drop a class... [00:51.34]Or get into a play... [00:53.18]Or change my major... [00:54.29]Or fuck my T.A. [00:56.40]I need an academic advisor to point the way! [01:02.21]We could be... [01:04.19]Sitting in the computer lab, [01:07.25]4 A.M. before the final paper is due, [01:10.77]Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, [01:14.09]And seeing the rest of the class there, too! [01:19.33]I wish I could go back to college! [01:23.24]How do I go back to college?! [01:26.87]AHHHH... [01:30.28]I wish I had taken more pictures. [01:34.60]But if I were to go back to college, [01:39.79]Think what a loser I'd be- [01:43.36]I'd walk through the quad, [01:45.59]And think "Oh my God..." [01:49.26]"These kids are so much younger than me."