[00:14.00]Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.
[00:18.00]The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.
[00:22.00]Not only one little lady, but two!
[00:26.00]You've read about them in the papers and now here they are!
[00:29.00]Chicago's own killer dillers
[00:31.00]those scintillating sinners
[00:34.00]Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
[00:38.00]You can like the life you're living
[00:43.00]You can live the life you like
[00:48.00]You can even marry Harry
[00:53.00]But mess around with Ike
[00:57.00]And that's good
[00:59.00]Isn't it grand?
[01:02.00]Isn't it great?
[01:04.00]Isn't it swell?
[01:06.00]Isn't it fun?
[01:08.00]Isn't it?
[01:10.00]But nothing stays
[01:15.00]In fifty years or so
[01:19.00]It's gonna change, you know
[01:24.00]But, oh, it's heaven
[01:30.00]Nowadays
[01:34.00]Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.
[01:35.00]Let's make the parties longer.
[01:38.00]Let's make the skirts shorter.
[01:39.00]Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!
[03:07.00]And all that Jazz!