[00:16.00]Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
[00:21.00]Razzle Dazzle 'em
[00:23.00]Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
[00:27.00]And the reaction will be passionate
[00:31.00]Give 'em the old hocus pocus
[00:36.00]Bead and feather 'em
[00:39.00]How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
[00:47.00]What if your hinges all are rusting?
[00:51.00]What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
[00:55.00]Razzle dazzle 'em
[00:57.00]And they 'll never catch wise!
[01:07.00]Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
[01:11.00]Razzle dazzle 'em
[01:15.00]Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
[01:18.00]Row after row will crow vociferous
[01:22.00]Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
[01:27.00]Fool and fracture 'em
[01:30.00]How can they hear the truth above the roar?
[01:38.00]Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
[01:42.00]They'll never know you're just a bagel,
[01:46.00]Razzle dazzle 'em
[01:48.00]And they'll beg you for more!
[02:05.00]Give 'em the old double whammy
[02:09.00]Daze and dizzy 'em
[02:13.00]Back since the days of old Methuselah
[02:17.00]Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
[02:22.00]Give 'em the old three ring circus
[02:27.00]Stun and stagger 'em
[02:30.00]When you're in trouble, go into your dance
[02:38.00]Though you are stiffer than a girder
[02:41.00]They'll let you get away with murder
[02:46.00]Razzle dazzle 'em
[02:48.00]And you've got a romance
[03:01.00]Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
[03:05.00]Razzle dazzle 'em
[03:09.00]Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
[03:16.00]Long as you keep 'em way off balance
[03:19.00]How can they spot you've got no talent
[03:24.00]Razzle Dazzle 'em
[03:26.00]Razzle Dazzle 'em
[03:28.00]Razzle Dazzle 'em
[03:32.00]And they'll make you a star!