[00:12.040]Pop!
[00:13.000]
[00:13.750]Six!
[00:14.650]
[00:15.560]Squish!
[00:16.460]
[00:17.770]Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[00:19.300]
[00:19.990]Cicero (Smoke puffs)
[00:21.090]
[00:21.680]Lipschitz!
[00:25.200]
[00:28.060]And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county
[00:32.770]jail in their rendition of the cell block tango
[00:35.610]
[00:36.070]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
[00:49.870]Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:11.460]
[01:11.960]He had it coming
[01:13.730]He had it coming
[01:15.670]He only had himself to blame
[01:19.300]If you'd have been there
[01:22.020]If you'd have seen it
[01:23.010]
[01:23.590]I betcha you would have done the same!
[01:26.590]
[01:26.830]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
[01:28.210]Cicero, Lipschitz
[01:29.440]
[01:34.700]You know how people
[01:36.050]have these little habits
[01:37.050]That get you down. Like Bernie.
[01:40.620]Bernie like to chew gum.
[01:42.490]No, not chew. POP.
[01:45.850]So I came home this one day
[01:47.550]And I am really irritated, and I'm
[01:49.080]looking for a bit of sympathy
[01:50.820]and there's Bernie layin'
[01:52.650]on the couch, drinkin' a beer
[01:54.330]and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
[01:57.010]Poppin'. So, I said to him,
[02:00.070]I said, "you pop that
[02:01.350]gum one more time..."
[02:04.800]and he did.
[02:06.150]So I took the shotgun off the wall
[02:07.950]and I fired two warning shots...
[02:11.120]...into his head.
[02:14.170]
[02:15.320]He had it coming
[02:16.770]He had it coming
[02:18.940]He only had himself to blame
[02:21.480]
[02:22.240]If you'd have been there
[02:24.190]If you'd have heard it
[02:26.160]I betcha you would
[02:28.000]Have done the same!
[02:29.150]
[02:36.870]I met Ezekiel Young from
[02:39.260]Salt Lake city about two years ago
[02:40.660]and he told me he was single
[02:42.590]and we hit it off right away.
[02:44.510]So, we started living together.
[02:46.440]He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
[02:48.860]fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
[02:51.250]And then I found out,
[02:53.940]"Single" he told me?
[02:55.830]Single, my ass. Not only
[02:57.770]was he married
[02:59.450]...oh, no, he had six wives.
[03:02.550]One of those Mormons, you know. So that
[03:05.380]night, when he came home, I fixed him
[03:08.170]his drink as usual.
[03:11.730]You know, some guys just can't hold
[03:14.260]their arsenic.
[03:15.280]
[03:16.000]Hah! He had it coming
[03:17.460]He had it coming
[03:19.660]He took a flower
[03:20.860]In its prime
[03:23.170]And then he used it
[03:25.150]And he abused it
[03:27.040]It was a murder
[03:28.440]But not a crime!
[03:30.270]
[03:30.760]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
[03:31.120]Cicero, Lipschitz
[03:31.840]
[03:32.700]Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
[03:33.910]carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
[03:35.380]minding my own business,
[03:37.170]and in storms my husband Wilbur,
[03:39.420]in a jealous rage.
[03:40.640]"You been screwin' the milkman,"
[03:41.790]he says. He was crazy
[03:43.670]and he kept screamin',
[03:45.100]"you been screwin the milkman."
[03:47.530]And then he ran into my knife.
[03:49.670]He ran into my knife ten times.."
[03:52.210]
[03:54.740]If you'd have been there
[03:56.320]If you'd have seen it
[03:58.420]I betcha you would have done the same!
[04:01.240]
[04:02.190]Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,
[04:05.570]hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
[04:07.510]lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan
[04:11.230]vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
[04:15.760]Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
[04:19.520]a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
[04:22.610]
[04:23.380]Yeah, but did you do it?
[04:25.200]
[04:25.750]UH UH, not guilty!
[04:27.060]
[04:29.240]My sister, Veronica and
[04:34.810]I had this double act
[04:36.370]and my husband, Charlie,
[04:37.710]traveled around with us.
[04:39.060]Now, for the last number in
[04:40.550]our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
[04:42.890]one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
[04:46.490]back flips,flip flops,
[04:47.800]one right after the other.
[04:49.750]Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
[04:52.340]the three of us,
[04:54.770]boozin' and
[04:55.720]havin' a few laughs
[04:57.840]when we run out of ice.
[04:59.270]So I went out to get some.
[05:00.980]I come back, open the door
[05:04.530]and there's Veronica and
[05:05.960]Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
[05:09.360]the spread eagle.
[05:11.000]
[05:12.140]Well, I was in such a state of shock,
[05:14.210]I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
[05:17.280]It wasn't until later,
[05:19.160]when I was washing the blood off my hands
[05:21.180]I even knew they were dead.
[05:23.040]
[05:23.490]They had it coming
[05:25.190]They had it coming
[05:26.980]They had it coming all along
[05:30.440]I didn't do it
[05:32.480]But if I'd done it
[05:34.290]How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[05:38.010]
[05:40.510]They had it coming
[05:40.680]
[05:41.160]They had it coming
[05:41.740]
[05:42.010]They had it coming
[05:42.900]
[05:43.150]They had it coming
[05:43.700]
[05:44.000]They had it coming
[05:45.370]All along
[05:48.010]I didn't do it
[05:49.180]But if I'd done it
[05:51.040]How could you tell me
[05:52.440]That I was wrong?
[05:55.690]
[05:56.230]I loved Alvin Lipschitz
[05:57.390]more than I can possibly say.
[05:58.880]He was a real artistic guy...
[06:00.810]sensitive... a painter.
[06:03.450]But
[06:04.000]He was always trying
[06:04.650]to find himself.
[06:05.720]He'd go out every night
[06:07.200]looking for himself
[06:07.770]and on the way
[06:09.050]he found Ruth,
[06:10.490]Gladys,
[06:11.880]Rosemary and Irving.
[06:14.880]I guess you can say we broke
[06:15.900]up because of artistic differences.
[06:17.910]He saw himself as alive
[06:20.240]and I saw him dead.
[06:21.800]
[06:22.650]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[06:26.040]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[06:30.020]
[06:30.570]They had it comin'
[06:31.170]
[06:31.420]They had it comin'
[06:32.630]
[06:33.270]They had it comin'
[06:34.860]
[06:35.200]They had it comin'
[06:35.740]
[06:36.110]They had it comin'
[06:36.340]
[06:36.530]They had it comin'
[06:36.720]
[06:36.950]All along
[06:37.560]
[06:37.820]All along
[06:38.040]'Cause if they used us
[06:38.950]'Cause if they used us And they abused us
[06:40.840]And they abused us
[06:41.760]
[06:42.120]How could you tell us
[06:42.820]
[06:43.040]How could you tell us That we were wrong?
[06:43.250]That we were wrong?
[06:44.920]
[06:45.160]He had it coming
[06:46.140]He had it coming
[06:47.710]He only had
[06:48.610]Himself
[06:49.610]To blame.
[06:51.360]If you'd have been there
[06:53.090]If you'd have seen it
[06:55.020]I betcha
[06:55.470]You would
[06:56.190]Have done
[06:57.240]The same!
[06:58.440]
[06:59.000]You pop that gum one more time!
[06:59.380]
[06:59.820]Single my ass.
[07:00.210]
[07:00.890]Ten times!
[07:01.470]
[07:01.920]Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[07:02.680]
[07:03.200]Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[07:03.710]
[07:04.220]Artistic differences.
[07:05.410]
[07:05.630]Pop!
[07:06.470]
[07:07.320]Six!
[07:08.260]
[07:09.130]Squish!
[07:10.630]
[07:11.250]Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[07:12.420]
[07:13.380]Cicero (smoke puffs)
[07:14.650]
[07:16.010]Lipschitz!