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[00:00.00]Elphie, now that we're friends
[00:02.89]I've decided to make you my new project!
[00:05.50]You really don't have to do that...
[00:07.10]I know, that's what makes me so nice!
[00:13.48]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
[00:18.21]And let's face it
[00:19.51]who isn't less fortunate than I?
[00:22.89]My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
[00:26.86]And when someone needs a makeover,
[00:28.77]I simply have to take over!
[00:30.42]I know, I know exactly what they need!
[00:36.80]And even in your case,
[00:40.28]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
[00:44.95]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
[00:49.78]Follow my lead,
[00:53.30]And yes indeed, you will be...
[01:01.14]Popular!
[01:03.05]You're gonna be popular!
[01:06.31]I'll teach you the proper poise,
[01:08.32]When you talk to boys,
[01:09.57]Little ways to flirt and flounce,
[01:11.08]ooh!
[01:12.52]I'll show you what shoes to wear!
[01:14.17]How to fix your hair!
[01:15.74]Everything that really counts to be...
[01:18.29]POPULAR!
[01:20.24]I'll help you be popular!
[01:22.75]You'll hang with the right cohorts,
[01:24.66]You'll be good at sports,
[01:26.07]Know the slang you've got to know.
[01:28.88]So let's start,
[01:29.88]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
[01:34.71]Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
[01:37.17]Think of it as personality dialysis,
[01:39.90]Now that I've chosen to become a
[01:41.81]Pal, a sis or an advisor,
[01:43.82]There's nobody wiser!
[01:45.33]Not when it comes to...
[01:46.68]POPULAR!
[01:48.34]I know about popular.
[01:51.11]and with an assist from me,
[01:53.31]to be who you'll be,
[01:54.82]instead of dreary who you were...
[01:56.88]Well, are.
[01:57.73]There's nothing that can stop you,
[01:58.94]from becoming popu-ler... lar...
[02:02.96]la la, la la!
[02:08.84]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
[02:14.08]When i see depressing creatures,
[02:16.59]With unprepossessing features,
[02:19.26]I remind them on their own they have
[02:22.62]To - think - of
[02:24.72]Celebrated heads of state,
[02:26.89]Or specially great communicators!
[02:30.16]Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:33.06]Don't make me laugh!
[02:34.57]ha ha!
[02:35.52]They were POPULAR!
[02:36.68]Please!
[02:37.37]It's all about popular.
[02:39.75]It's not about aditude,
[02:41.90]It's the way you're viewed,
[02:43.32]So it's very shrewd to be,
[02:46.17]Very very popular
[02:48.23]like ME!
[02:53.27]Why, Miss Elphaba
[02:55.51]look at you
[02:58.88]you're beautiful!
[03:02.39]I have to go...
[03:04.90]You're welcome...
[03:07.17]And though you protest,
[03:10.03]Your disinterest,
[03:13.20]I know clandestinely,
[03:19.67]You're gonna grin and bear it!
[03:20.94]Your new found popularity!
[03:24.19]Aah!
[03:25.06]La la, la la!
[03:29.53]You'll be popular!
[03:30.63]Just not quite as popular as ME!