GALINDA
Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical...
ELPHABA
My dear Father...
BOTH
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION
OVER ROOMING HERE AT SHIZ ...
ELPHABA
BUT OF COURSE, I'LL CARE FOR NESSA ...
GALINDA
BUT OF COURSE, I'LL RISE ABOVE IT ...
BOTH
FOR I KNOW THAT'S HOW YOU'D WANT ME TO RESPOND
YES, THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION
FOR YOU SEE, MY ROOM-MATE IS …
Both pause, regard each other, trying to find the words ...
GALINDA
UNUSUALLY AND EXCEEDINGLY PECULIAR
AND ALTOGETHER QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE ...
ELPHABA(after a beat)
BLONDE.
GALINDA
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
ELPHABA
I FELT THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU ...
GALINDA
MY PULSE IS RUSHING ...
ELPHABA
MY HEAD IS REELING ...
GALINDA
MY FACE IS FLUSHING ...
BOTH
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
FERVID AS A FLAME
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
YES!:
LOATHING
UNADULTERATED LOATHING ...
GALINDA
FOR YOUR FACE...
ELPHABA
YOUR VOICE ...
GALINDA
YOUR CLOTHING ...
BOTH
LET'S JUST SAY -- I LOATHE IT ALL!
EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT, HOWEVER SMALL
MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL
WITH SIMPLE UTTER LOATHING
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
IT'S SO PURE! SO STRONG!
THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST
AND I WILL BE LOATHING
LOATHING YOU
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
STUDENTS
DEAR GALINDA, YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD!
HOW DO YOU STAND IT? I DON'T THINK I COULD!
SHE'S A TERROR! SHE'S A TARTAR!
WE DON'T MEAN TO SHOW A BIAS
BUT GALINDA YOU'RE A MARTYR!
WELL ... THESE THINGS ARE SENT TO TRY US!
STUDENTS
POOR GALINDA, FORCED TO RESIDE
GALINDA
WITH SOMEONE SO DISGUSTICIFIED
WE JUST WANT TO TELL YOU:
WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE!
WE SHARE YOUR ...
GALINDA AND ELPHABA sing simultaneously with students
WHAT IS THIS FEELING                 LOATHING
SO SUDDEN AND NEW?                 UNADULTERATED LOATHING
I FELT THE MOMENT                     FOR HER FACE, HER VOICE
I LAID EYES ON YOU                     HER CLOTHING
MY PULSE IS RUSHING                   LET'S JUST SAY:
MY HEAD IS REELING                     WE LOATHE IT ALL!
OH, WHAT IS THIS FEELING?          EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?                 HOWEVER SMALL
YES …                              MAKES OUR VERY FLESH
BEGIN TO CRAWL …
ALL:
AHHH …
LOATHING!
GALINDA AND ELPHABA:
(Here students sing "Loathing" in counter point a number of times)
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
SO PURE, SO STRONG!
STUDENTS
SO STRONG!
GALINDA AND ELPHABA(Students sing back-up "loathing")
THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL
AND I WILL BE LOATHING
FOR FOREVER LOATHING
TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU
FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
STUDENTS:
UNADULTERATED LOATHING
ELPHABA
BOO!