[00:05.166]Kon Artis: This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh)
[00:07.479]Is that aight wit' y'all? (Yeah)
[00:10.367]It's gotta be 'cause we gon' do it anyway
[00:13.956]Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah)
[00:15.380]Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah)
[00:18.167]Haha
[00:20.730]Kon Artis: Tell ya people, that I'm the man
[00:25.816]I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
[00:30.728]You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[00:33.179]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[00:35.765]You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
[00:38.291]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[00:40.690]Kon Artis: Well, it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up
[00:43.333]That's right I just woke up
[00:46.067]From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
[00:48.566]That it's two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up
[00:51.280]And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
[00:54.079]Leave the premises less you planning to cook, I mean it's
[00:56.790]Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
[00:59.102]Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
[01:01.668]And I don't wanna lose my spot
[01:03.917]'Cause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block
[01:06.679]So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock
[01:09.206]Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
[01:11.852]So tell ya people
[01:13.457]Tell ya people, that I'm the man
[01:16.469]I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
[01:21.581]You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[01:24.842]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[01:27.054]You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
[01:29.493]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[01:31.816]Kuniva: Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)
[01:34.780]On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)
[01:37.519]I want a line-up and I don't want you to fate me (Nope)
[01:39.842]A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me
[01:42.516]So what's happening, the hood's seeing in
[01:44.553]I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
[01:47.452]Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric)
[01:49.316]Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee)
[01:50.729]Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick)
[01:52.491]Who's getting money and who's broke as a joke
[01:54.939]And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that dope
[01:58.492]You get it all at this little dusty place
[02:00.075]Let me be still, she getting out the razor from my face
[02:02.801]See tell ya people, that I'm the man
[02:07.987]I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
[02:12.795]You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[02:15.250]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[02:17.777]You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
[02:20.919]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[02:23.061]Bizarre: You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
[02:25.889]Now it's time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
[02:28.451]It's been five days, I patiently waited
[02:30.814]Saturday morning, it's time to get faded
[02:33.439]And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"
[02:36.002]Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
[02:38.650]My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
[02:41.238]But she got some nice teeth and big ol' butt
[02:43.688]So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
[02:46.201]Same old haircut, keep it low and even
[02:48.826]If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
[02:51.352]'Cause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe-nails done
[02:53.840]Proof / Kon Artis: Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
[02:56.651]I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
[02:59.275]Jump in the seat "Yo, give me the line and"
[03:01.688]And tell me who came through shining
[03:04.166]My homeboy scooped up, in a new truck
[03:06.726]Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks
[03:09.355]Then he started bragging 'bout his last lick
[03:11.877]Cut me a design along with his address
[03:14.302]Swift: You can have a million dollar suit on, shining with your karats up
[03:16.940]But it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut
[03:19.452]Now who next? (Um, I just want my son to get a tape-up)
[03:21.889]What about you sweetie? (So what you trying say?)
[03:24.550]I'm just playing with you baby (Hey, he do this all the time)
[03:27.115]And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)
[03:29.664]Yo, you know that Cho-chie got knocked out? (Man) (When?)
[03:32.802]Early at Le'mott's house (Again?)
[03:35.304](I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch)
[03:37.401](You was wit' him yesterday)
[03:38.438](Man what are you talking 'bout?)
[03:39.975]I'm just about ready to throw y'all out
[03:41.576](No you ain't, I'll be here for 'bout a hour)
[03:43.540]You know I'll raise up the rates
[03:44.826]Tell ya people, that I'm the man
[03:49.728]I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
[03:54.714]You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[03:57.376]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[03:59.916]You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
[04:02.175]At the barbershop (At the barbershop)