[00:00.000] 作词 : D. Porter/O. Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Ca$his/Eminem/Luis Resto/Henry Mancini
[00:00.000] 作曲 : D. Porter/O. Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Ca$his/Eminem/Luis Resto/Henry Mancini
[00:00.000][Intro: Eminem]
[00:00.001]Balls, balls, balls
[00:04.159]Balls, balls, balls
[00:06.853]You'll never touch my
[00:07.287][Chorus: Eminem]
[00:07.835]Catch me, if you can, but you ain't man enough
[00:10.122]You're standing tough
[00:11.901]But you know that no matter what
[00:13.812]You'll never get the chance to touch
[00:15.675]My balls, balls, balls
[00:19.622]Balls, balls, balls
[00:22.018]You'll never touch my balls
[00:22.980]
[00:23.353][Verse 1: Swift]
[00:23.373]I see you ain't a player, you ain't balling
[00:25.163]And I don't even care who the hell you call in
[00:27.008]In this game, it ain't no talking
[00:28.860]You can get it started, I nail the coffin
[00:30.812]And all I here is "Get your man up off him"
[00:32.819]So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talking
[00:34.666]And I ain't gotta prove you nothing
[00:36.651]I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons
[00:38.371][Verse 2: Bizarre]
[00:39.278]This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick
[00:40.870]He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit (Marshall!)
[00:42.339]So I played my position and don't make a move
[00:44.197]Been doing this for years, my team we can't lose (D12!)
[00:46.097]And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard
[00:47.965]9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guard
[00:49.983]Hut one, hut two—I'm ready
[00:51.989]Hike, give the ball to Nelly (Yeah)
[00:53.898]And nobody out there feels me
[00:55.655]Take this ball, you have to kill me
[00:57.863]And any player in my way, I'm folding
[01:00.467]Damn it, caught holding
[01:01.625][Chorus: Eminem]
[01:01.951]Catch me, if you can, but you ain't man enough
[01:03.705]You're standing tough
[01:05.322]But you know that no matter what
[01:07.293]You'll never get the chance to touch
[01:09.372]My balls, balls, balls
[01:12.965]Balls, balls, balls
[01:15.861]You'll never touch my balls
[01:16.725]
[01:16.953][Verse 3: Eminem]
[01:17.529]Football, football, I love football
[01:18.905]Yes, tres, dos, uno
[01:20.716]Dos, tres, ****, shit
[01:22.590]Bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
[01:24.610]Everybody cuddle, blah, I mean huddle
[01:26.188]I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
[01:28.324]Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
[01:30.457]Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
[01:32.848]Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
[01:34.383]That didn't work, try another play
[01:36.519]Hut one, hut two, hut-hut, hurry up
[01:38.180]I'm reaching up another grown man's butt
[01:40.052]Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
[01:41.712]But Jesus, he hikes, I think I can feel his balls
[01:43.794]My d**k is long as it is hard
[01:45.677]Yeah, so are my balls, it's the longest yard
[01:47.453]Whoops, that's not the chorus
[01:49.567]Run it back, wrong song, yeah disregard
[01:51.573]That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?
[01:53.367]Our own five and our timeouts are gone
[01:55.759]Less than a minute left
[01:57.340]I just throw my ball to the sideline to Von
[01:59.211]He steps out of bounds
[02:00.265]48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
[02:03.482]Call another huddle, we're down by six
[02:05.002]The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift
[02:06.831]But he's so God dang high that he trips, falls and slips
[02:08.652]Proof grabs him by his fingertips
[02:10.757]And runs the ball all the way down to the one
[02:12.619]But he don't get in, but all we need
[02:14.446]Is a put, put… *mumbles* in
[02:15.953]But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
[02:18.569]But then I get sacked
[02:20.055]All the way back to the ten, God dammit
[02:22.282]I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again
[02:24.451]Everybody's laughing now
[02:26.230]No timeouts and its now fourth down
[02:28.038]We're never gonna make it, wait, I just got an idea
[02:30.330]Quick, everybody get naked
[02:31.905]Denaun go long, I'ma throw the bomb
[02:34.332]C'mon, how they gonna tackle you with no pants on
[02:36.642]Ass out with a flopping schlong—touchdown!
[02:39.527]Yeah, I told you: it's the longest yard
[02:41.323][Chorus: Eminem]
[02:42.051]Catch me, if you can, but you ain't man enough
[02:43.741]You're standing tough
[02:45.223]But you know that no matter what
[02:47.107]You'll never get the chance to touch
[02:49.356]My balls, balls, balls
[02:53.002]Balls, balls, balls
[02:55.740]You'll never touch my balls
[02:56.042][Verse 4: Kuniva]
[02:56.240]The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball
[02:58.583]I'mma run through all of yall, yall just soft
[03:00.624]Even though my cleats is kicking up mud
[03:02.497]It's more traction for me, I'm stiff arming punks
[03:04.313]High stepping through the end zone
[03:06.259]I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone
[03:08.415]It's time to rumble, no time to fumble
[03:10.142]And I won't stumble, your frontline will tumble
[03:11.976]Playing ball with killers, my team's the realest
[03:13.978]Three time offenders, even drug dealers
[03:15.808]One of the best running backs there never was
[03:17.861]Moving like Barry Sanders, leaving you in the dust
[03:19.271]
[03:19.486][Verse 5: Proof]
[03:20.075]Yak is high, I got the highest yak
[03:21.661]Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks
[03:23.435]Bizarre snap like a fire crack
[03:25.440]And my palm more stickier than spider back
[03:27.295]Eying my eye, a Mack truck trying to sack us
[03:29.236]No matter how big they flying backwards
[03:31.212]Wide receiver receiving wide
[03:33.179]For every stride in my life, yo, I breathe and die
[03:35.394][Verse 6: Kon Artis]
[03:35.552]Defense is playing a pass
[03:36.522]Then the quarterback peeps and screams (Blue 43)
[03:37.931]That means that its time for me
[03:39.728]To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell
[03:41.352]My tracks burn turf when they excel
[03:43.063]I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof
[03:44.699]He got dropped and the ball came loose
[03:46.869]And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare
[03:48.445]And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair
[03:50.438]Now I'm flying through the air like a superhero
[03:52.212]They can use this pose for a box of cereal
[03:54.192]I'm no joke punk, I get my dinerio
[03:56.090]For being the best player on my team, what?
[03:58.434]As soon as I hear the hut one, two, hut
[03:59.974]I do one run, run, the screen go run-run
[04:01.983]Then I cut, spin around in the endzone (Touchdown!)
[04:04.474]Then I do the ninety shuffle so
[04:06.169][Chorus: Eminem]
[04:06.170]Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough
[04:07.931]You're standing tough
[04:09.859]But you know that no matter what
[04:11.620]You'll never get the chance to touch
[04:13.644]My balls, balls, balls
[04:17.547]Balls, balls, balls
[04:20.239]You'll never touch my balls
[04:22.711][Outro: Eminem]
[04:22.712]Footballs
[04:23.772]I'm talking about footballs, dude