Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
Don't change that channel '
cause it's time...for The Corny Collins Show...
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.

Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four
Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba
Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash
through that door, yeah
Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba
Well, they throw off their coats
And leave the squares behind
And then they shake it, shake it, shake it
Like they're losin' their mind
You'll never see them frown
'Cause they're the nicest kids in town
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh, every afternoon you turn your TV on, huh
Naa na na na na na na na
Yeah, we know you turn the sound up
When your parents are gone, yeah
Naa na na na na na na na
Then you twist and shout for your favorite star
And when you've practiced every step
That's in your repertoire
You better come on down
And meet the nicest kids in town
Whoo!
Nice white kids who like to lead the way
And once a month we have our Negro Day
And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round
Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest
Baltimore sound
So, every afternoon drop everything Whoo!
Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba
Who needs to read and write
When you can dance and sing, yeah!
Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba
Forget about your algebra and calculus *
You can always do your homework on the mornin' bus *
Can't tell a verb from a noun
They're the nicest kids in town
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
R... r... r... role call!
I'm Amber.
Brad.
Tammy.Fender.
- Brenda.- Sketch.
- Shelley.- IQ.
Lou Ann.
- Joey.
- Mikey.- Vicki.- Becky.- Bix.- Jesse.
- Darla.- Paulie.
- Noreen.- Doreen.
And I'm... Link.
So, if every night you're shakin'
As you lie in bed
Mony, mony Shake it, baby
And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head
Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony
Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school
You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool
Don't need a cap or a gown
When you're the nicest kids in town
Nicest Nicest
Nicest Nicest
Nicest kids in
Kids in town, whoo!