[00:03.740]cause he gets up in the morning,
[00:05.300]
[00:05.860]And he goes to work at nine,
[00:07.980]
[00:08.660]And he comes back home at five-thirty,
[00:11.470]Gets the same train every time.
[00:13.730]
[00:14.280]cause his world is built round punctuality,
[00:17.720]It never fails.
[00:19.30]
[00:19.590]And hes oh, so good,
[00:21.590]
[00:22.270]And hes oh, so fine,
[00:24.330]
[00:24.890]And hes oh, so healthy,
[00:27.330]In his body and his mind.
[00:29.510]
[00:30.200]Hes a well respected man about town,
[00:33.500]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[00:36.430]
[00:38.680]And his mother goes to meetings,
[00:40.930]While his father pulls the maid,
[00:42.990]
[00:43.800]And she stirs the tea with councilors,
[00:46.360]While discussing foreign trade,
[00:48.170]
[00:49.40]And she passes looks, as well as bills
[00:51.850]At every suave young man
[00:53.590]
[00:54.220]cause hes oh, so good,
[00:56.470]And hes oh, so fine,
[00:58.650]
[00:59.460]And hes oh, so healthy,
[01:02.90]In his body and his mind.
[01:04.209]
[01:04.890]Hes a well respected man about town,
[01:08.10]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[01:10.510]
[01:13.0]And he likes his own backyard,
[01:15.620]And he likes his fags the best,
[01:17.620]
[01:18.310]cause hes better than the rest,
[01:20.310]
[01:20.990]And his own sweat smells the best,
[01:23.50]
[01:23.620]And he hopes to grab his fathers loot,
[01:26.560]When pater passes on.
[01:28.990]cause hes oh, so good,
[01:32.190]And hes oh, so fine,
[01:34.229]And hes oh, so healthy,
[01:36.789]In his body and his mind.
[01:40.740]Hes a well respected man about town,
[01:42.420]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[01:48.310]And he plays at stocks and shares,
[01:51.100]And he goes to the regatta,
[01:53.370]And he adores the girl next door,
[01:55.990]cause hes dying to get at her,
[01:58.680]But his mother knows the best about
[02:01.50]
[02:01.610]The matrimonial stakes.
[02:03.50]
[02:03.860]cause hes oh, so good,
[02:05.730]
[02:06.480]And hes oh, so fine,
[02:08.470]
[02:09.100]And hes oh, so healthy,
[02:11.660]In his body and his mind.
[02:13.780]
[02:14.470]Hes a well respected man about town,
[02:17.650]Doing the best things so conservatively.