written by: Darren Criss/AJ. Holmes Acci guitar! hey dragon you don't gotta do this Let's reevaluate our options throw away our old presumptions ’Cause really you don't wanna go through this I'm really not that special The boy who lived is only fresh and bone The truth is in the end I'm pretty useless without friends In fact i'm alone,just like now anyhow i spend my time at school trying to be this cool guy i never even asked for i don't know any spells still manage to do well But there is only so long that can last for i'm living off the glory of some stupid children's story that i had nothing to do with i just sat there and got lucky so level with me buddy i can't defeat thee so please don't eat me and all i can do is sing this song for you lalalalalalala lalalalalalala That's right dragon you never asked to be a dragon i never asked to be a champion we both just jumped on this bandwagon but all we need is a guitar jamming good night dragon I beat the dragon!