ooh, well i got a girl with a record machine when it comes to rockin' she's the queen we love to dance on a saturday night all alone where i can hold her tight but she lives on the twentieth floor uptown the elevator's broken down so i walked one, two flight, three flight, four five, six, seven flight, eight flight, more up on the twelfth i started to drag fifteenth floor i'm a-ready to sag get to the top, i'm too tired to rock when she calls me up on the telephone say, come on over honey, i'm all alone i said, baby you're mighty sweet but i'm in bed with the achin' feet this went on for a couple of days but i couldn't stay away so i walked one, two flight, three flight, four five, six, seven flight, eight flight, more up on the twelfth i a-ready to drag fifteenth floor i'm started to sag get to the top, i'm too tired to rock well they sent to chicago for repairs till it's a-fixed i'm a-usin' the stairs hope they hurry up before it's too late want my baby too much to wait all this climbin' is a-gettin' me down they'll find my corpse draped over a rail but i climbed one, two flight, three flight, four five, six, seven flight, eight flight, more up on the twelfth i'm a-ready to drag fifteenth floor i'm starting to sag get to the top, i'm too tired to rock