[00:04.64]I know what you’re thinking
[00:05.78]What’s Barney been drinking?
[00:06.44]That girl was smoking hot
[00:08.82]Yes I coulda nailed her
[00:09.67]But no it’s not a failure
[00:10.80]‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not
[00:12.63]To score a ten would be just fine
[00:14.98]But I’d rather be dressed to the nines
[00:17.92]It’s a truth you can’t refute
[00:24.33]Nothing suits me like a suit
[00:27.98]Picture a world where all the girls and boys
[00:29.92]Are impeccably well dressed
[00:32.01]That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
[00:34.01]That puppy in the double-breast
[00:36.05]That ’80s dude in mutton chops
[00:38.30]That baby with a lollipop
[00:41.00]That lady cop who’s kinda cute
[00:47.64]Nothing suits ‘em like a suit
[00:49.89]Wingman I can wear
[00:51.67]They’re oh so debonair
[00:54.05]The perfect way to snare
[00:55.56]a girl with daddy issues
[00:58.35]In navy blue or black
[01:00.24]Check out this perfect rack
[01:01.79]I want to give them a squeeze
[01:05.34]Oh really? Then answer these questions
[01:10.37]If you please
[01:17.92]What would you do if you had to choose
[01:19.51]Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits
[01:21.91]What would you say
[01:22.95]If you gave your suits away
[01:23.92]In return you’d never grow old? Suits
[01:26.09]What would you pick
[01:27.09]One million chicks
[01:28.00]Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot
[01:29.57]What if world peace
[01:31.49]Were within your reach …
[01:32.62]Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there.
[01:33.63]It’s suits. Come on, Lily
[01:35.18]Get your head outta your ass
[01:36.62]Two! Three! Four!
[01:41.42]Girls will go and girls will come
[01:43.92]But there’s only one absolute
[01:46.58]Every bro on the go needs to know
[01:49.62]That there’s no accepted substitute
[01:51.74]I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
[01:54.41]My Sunday best are my best friends
[01:57.69]Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
[02:07.39]‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
[02:19.25]Like a …. wait for it …
[02:29.93]Suit!