I was striking suave' ambitious feet to beak' so birdilicious Now I'm vile' I am villain' (and vicious)' oh and malicious I had it all' a tv show' (women too) I was this tall' over 1 foot 2 Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes That's why I am so evil why I do what I do He was a superstar So young and vital He's nasty A South-American Idol He's a suspicious bird Who sad that about me I'll get your dishes cooked I'll have you rotisseried I was the king of telling novellas The envy of all the other fellows Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious Common Paraguayan name He's a nasty bird I'm incilius (?) He's ghastly Oh I'm hideous He was hued macaw I'm a cockatoo An obscene bird Yes that word's true I'm a feathery freak With a beak A bird murderer You think you're better than me I never heard of ya I'm evil I will fill your cheese balls with weevils I poop on people And I blame it on the seagulls It was him He's a nasty bird I'm invincible He's ghastly I'm unmincable I'm unwashable unrinsable Like an abandoned-school I have no principal All of you Brazilian birds All 18 million birds I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to make you Shut up now' shut up It's just me I will make you ugly too aHahaha Did you hear how dramatic that was With the end ahahaha