Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
Pig man!
Let me show you around the nether
Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
And we’ll be found underground
Deep down in the nether,
Nether region covered by a
brown bit of leather,
With a wibble and a wobble
through the purple portal,
You’re living in a world
that will hurt all mortals！
Stay alert, or you’ll hurtle and fall
in a gorge and the gore that results will be awful,
CAUTION!
You better be warned to be cautious,
Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress！
Hope you thought to have brought enough torches,
This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless,
Enduring it will take up all your resources,
You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous!
Did you fall for us?
Of course, this is courtship?
No, soz your lordship,
I thought we could all kiss.
Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us “Porkers”,
We’re the pigman!
And we’re all frigging gorgeous!
Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
Pig man!
Let me show you around the nether
Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
We’re the Pig men!
Live in a den with other
Pig men!
I consider my friends
You’ll find the Pig men!
In the obsidian dimension
Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
The other pigmen claim in a clever clogs,
So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs,
In the nether I wonder wether you’ve ever seen a
Wither with a skeleton, With a wither skeleton.
Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts,
Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass,
So attack!
And when the thing disappears,
It can ac-
-tually bring you to tears.
Like a sad book or some tragic news,
Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube,
I assume that isn’t gonna happen again,
Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen.
Be warned of the lust, for chasing the blaze rod,
Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog,
In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox,
You’re just another name jotted in the case log.
Longer than the list of the mobs in this place,
There’s plenty more, brought friends to play with,
Have you fought twenty blazes,
avoided enderman gazes?
Attempt to make sense of this empty page,
Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is,
Like Big Ben!
It’s surrounded by pigmen!
Oooh! Political!
Can you tell what I did then?
Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
Pig man!
Let me show you around the nether
Pig man!
My name’s Dan and I’m a
pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
We’re the Pig men!
Live in a den with other
Pig men!
I consider my friends
You’ll find the Pig men!
In the obsidian dimension
Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
Pig pig men, pig pig men,
Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men,
Pig pig men, pig pig men,
Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men!
 作曲 : Dan Bull
 作词 : Dan Bull