[00:00]Pig man!
[00:01]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:02]Pig man!
[00:03]Let me show you around the nether
[00:04]Pig man!
[00:05]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:06]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[00:07]And we’ll be found underground
[00:08]Deep down in the nether,
[00:09]Nether region covered by a
[00:10]brown bit of leather,
[00:11]With a wibble and a wobble
[00:12]through the purple portal,
[00:13]You’re living in a world
[00:14]that will hurt all mortals！
[00:15]Stay alert, or you’ll hurtle and fall
[00:17]in a gorge and the gore that results will be awful,
[00:18]CAUTION!
[00:19]You better be warned to be cautious,
[00:20]Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress！
[00:22]Hope you thought to have brought enough torches,
[00:24]This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless,
[00:26]Enduring it will take up all your resources,
[00:28]You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous!
[00:30]Did you fall for us?
[00:31]Of course, this is courtship?
[00:32]No, soz your lordship,
[00:33]I thought we could all kiss.
[00:34]Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us “Porkers”,
[00:35]We’re the pigman!
[00:36]And we’re all frigging gorgeous!
[00:37]Pig man!
[00:38]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:39]Pig man!
[00:40]Let me show you around the nether
[00:41]Pig man!
[00:42]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:43]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[00:44]We’re the Pig men!
[00:45]Live in a den with other
[00:46]Pig men!
[00:47]I consider my friends
[00:48]You’ll find the Pig men!
[00:49]In the obsidian dimension
[00:50]Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
[00:52]The other pigmen claim in a clever clogs,
[00:54]So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs,
[00:56]In the nether I wonder wether you’ve ever seen a
[00:58]Wither with a skeleton, With a wither skeleton.
[01:00]Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts,
[01:02]Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass,
[01:03]So attack!
[01:04]And when the thing disappears,
[01:05]It can ac-
[01:06]-tually bring you to tears.
[01:07]Like a sad book or some tragic news,
[01:09]Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube,
[01:11]I assume that isn’t gonna happen again,
[01:13]Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen.
[01:15]Be warned of the lust, for chasing the blaze rod,
[01:17]Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog,
[01:19]In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox,
[01:20]You’re just another name jotted in the case log.
[01:22]Longer than the list of the mobs in this place,
[01:24]There’s plenty more, brought friends to play with,
[01:26]Have you fought twenty blazes,
[01:28]avoided enderman gazes?
[01:30]Attempt to make sense of this empty page,
[01:31]Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is,
[01:33]Like Big Ben!
[01:34]It’s surrounded by pigmen!
[01:35]Oooh! Political!
[01:36]Can you tell what I did then?
[01:37]Pig man!
[01:38]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[01:39]Pig man!
[01:40]Let me show you around the nether
[01:41]Pig man!
[01:42]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[01:43]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[01:44]We’re the Pig men!
[01:45]Live in a den with other
[01:46]Pig men!
[01:47]I consider my friends
[01:48]You’ll find the Pig men!
[01:49]In the obsidian dimension
[01:50]Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
[01:52]Pig pig men, pig pig men,
[01:54]Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men,
[01:56]Pig pig men, pig pig men,
[01:58]Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men!
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull