Ninja
Mmmh, you smell that?
You know what that smell is
That's right... it's money
Go ahead... rub your dick on that shit
Chorus (2x)
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
A superstar rapper making big money
Know what I mean, girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said "Yes, dad" I wouldn't have my ZEF swag
Or fly around the whole fucking world getting jet-lag
Getting bitten by the ZEF bug, it's the best drug
If I played it safe I would've never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little ZEFfer
No matter what you smoke you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat "Fuck you!" when these naaiers see
My big billboard up in NYC
Don't you wish your boyfriend was ZEF like me?
I'm the motherfucking greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these bitches submissive 'cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
Chorus (2x)
...It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Yo-Landi
Big money 
(3x)
Make my dreams come true
Ninja
Baby I'm a angel, sent from the dark side
Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide
"Oh my God, that's such a fresh switch"
Ja whatever, just don't touch the hair, bitch
Everybody's crying saying "Hip-hop's dead"
'Till a white South African hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene saying "It's not dead!
I'm here! Can I get a fucking 
Aah, yeah
?"
Rappers lokking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out of my brain
And this pop/rap bullshit all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom out of the gloom
Doom, doom, the room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark raver has come, my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend: "Yo, this is my favourite song"
Chorus (2x)
Bridge (2x)
Ooh, wat drink jy, Ninjie?
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Ooh lala, c'est si bon
...It's like a angel peed in my mouth! C'est si bon
Ninja
I saw your babe's new Gucci shades, so I stepped to her face
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstage
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw your virgin galactic tickets to outer space
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw Hugh Hef's grilfriend's new boobs
And I rubbed my dick on expensive tits
I was at the waterfront saw a new Lambo
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw your mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone head
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
Chorus
I rub my tsss on expensive aaah
I rub my wang on expensive thangs
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream, bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Yo-Landi
Big money 
(3x)
So so so so so sexy
Big money 
(3x)
Make my dreams come true
Ou!