作词 : Vic Chesnutt
 作曲 : Vic Chesnutt
It's a battle of the culinary arts
In that boiling land
You met your mate over across that river
And some good old contraband in Thailand
Into our lovely story, who do we insert
But the mighty, mighty Steve Willoughby
He went searching for that big Buddha in a raincoat
And met a wife half the size of he in Thailand