Eightball & MJG in the muthafuckin house We came here today to talk to about this thing called pimpin' It has been misunderstood over the years So now we have come to set the record straight... Niggas don't do this shit right It takes a special kind of nigga You know what I'm sayin Yeah It takes a nigga dat hard from the start You gotta have heart To meet a bitch, mack hard down, then rip her apart It's all in the game, a nigga can't change If you don't break a bitch Then your game is lame man See I'm from Tennesee with curls and gold teeth So everywhere I go, bitches strike up conversations wit me About the way I talk, about the way I dress, about How my gold teeth look so fresh See how I bait a man, seen as a nigga speak That deep voice just make a bitch knees weak I'm in my cadallic, chillin like a fatmack Smoking on a fat sac, drinkin' on a pint of yac I pick up my car phone, cause the freak beep It's my nigga baby mama, but sometimes I creep That's just the way it is, niggas have to take a chance When you ain't around, anybody could be in dat ass But I'm just a young nigga, trying to make a dollar And they way I live, to some it's hard to swallow See livin' down south ain't what you think it be Nine times out of ten niggas like me Pimps Ya that's right We trying to teach all these lames, you know How to do this shit Cause it's really a hard job But them lame niggas They make me get so high I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground I get so high And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground Now let me explain a pimp A nigga about the m-o-n-e-y See a ho, break a ho And try to influence the bitch, to a trick for a nigga who Persuade a ho to sell ass like hoes suppose too Now how in the fuck do you think a pimp is slippin Surrounded by all these hoes That's going and givin me money It's funny how a ho can make you think she wit ya When all the time She's just another niggas gold digger MJG got a bitch for a rich trick Take care of your business Bring me the money, ya this shit is thick Ho don't violate, bitch I know I taught you better Take all of cash, grab on his ass Write dat trick a love letter Train your woman to break a man Man meeting another nigga Just some shit in the game, same-o-same To make you pimpin thicker Slicker the pimpin gets, freaker gets the bitch MJG is rich, I'm coe-coe for this tricks I pimp Ya that's right baby I pimp So uh, what you need to do is sat dat ass there And uh, right about now, I bout to fire up one of these spliffs And get so high I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground I get so high And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground It's all the same G Trying to school fools, on this P-I-M-P Lesson one First you should pull a bitch, fuck her good Next time tell her no, the next time take her dough Oh, you better watch your back to man Cause there's alot of bitches in the world wit much game Lession two Watch dat ho, don't trust her wit none of yo dough Never let a bitch know, how you much yo cash flow Lession three If you don't tell dat ho who is boss Bitchs like to run shit But end up getting smacked in the mouth See a real nigga believe in beatin them hoes down Push they head into the wall until you hear dat crackin sound Drown in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub Some niggas get pussy whipped and fall into them love bugs Buying hoes this, buying hoes that Then bragging to your friends How you fucked her from back Never how you took they cash, never how you beat they ass Never how you pull hoes, fuck them, then dropping fast I don't understand your plan at all man But you should be around niggas like me Pimps Ya man This niggas is a trip, you know what I'm sayin But niggas like me, I have to smoke them spliffs To get my mind off dat shit, and when I smoke um I get so high I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground I get so high And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground Wherever there is a ho, there's bound to be a pimp The pimp supplies his bitches with some tricks that they can tempt A sucker will spend his money, till he ain't got nothin left Instead of blamming the bitch, he needs to blame it on himself It wouldn't be a ho, if it wasn't for the tricks But I suggest we keep em', so a pimp can keep his bitch It needs to be understand, there wouldn't be one without the other So why the fuck these folks keep trying to sweat a muthafucka Jealous suckers just mad!!! They can't hang with the pimp thang, looking to sprinkle some salt In a pimps game How in the fuck do you figure pimpin is dead when nigga you know it's alive Pimpin is misunderstood by those who can't, that's why they said it died Others tried pimpin, but were only makin chump change One track minded niggas never run a Amtrain Rearrange shit that they done seen in a movie script Dam ain't dat a bitch, niggas like me Pimp MJ fuckin G, P-I-M-P Staying down on this pimpin bout' these hoes But some niggas fuck shit up for real niggas And dat shit just makes me get so high I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground I get so high And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground