Bound and gaggd in a black pot 
Seared and flavoured with herbs and salt 
Marinated slowly in a secret sauce 
Roasted and served as sumptuous course 
They dribble and drool as 
I try and get loose 
Stewing slowly in my own juice 
Rubbing their tummies and licking their lips 
Devoured me up and served with chips 
By the time they're done there'll be no one left around 
Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs 
We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice 
When we're sliced and diced and served with rice 
By the hobblin, wobbling, stammering spacks 
And the inbred freaks with misshapen backs 
Demented 'tards with missing teeth 
Cutting me up and chewing on my meat 
Masticated by the spasticated 
Put me in a pot, put me in the pain 
Boil up my bones, fry my glands 
Take away my heart, put it in the coals 
Slice me up fine, serve me in bowls 
Checks my eyes for signs of life 
Masticated by the spasticated 
I black ou as he sharpens his knife 
Masticated by the spasticated 
By the time they're done there'll be no one left around 
Masticated by the spasticated 
Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs 
Masticated by the spasticated 
We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice 
Masticated by the spasticated 
When we're sliced and diced and served with rice 
Masticated by the spasticated