Seduced and abandoned and baby makes two, Baby, abandoned by you Seduced and abandoned and what can I do? I think I might drink a few Seduced with a grin, I was taken all in Taken in sin And in shame Seduced by a smile, I walked down the aisle, Then waited awhile; No one came... Abandoned to weep I collapsed in a heap, Dutifully sleep-ing all day Abandoned to die I did nothing but cry In my one-ply Negligee... Yes, I think I might drink a few And maybe the baby will too.