There's a capsicum pepper plant growing Out in the backyard There's a capsicum pepper plant growing Out in the backyard And I, I am a monster I can't believe the thing I've done I can't believe the thing I've done There's a friend of mine living in Dallas About a two days' drive from here Got a friend of mine living in Dallas And that's a two days' drive from here And I, I am a monster I can't believe the thing I've done I can't believe the thing I've done And there's a cold wind blowing And there's a silver bell hanging And there's a silver bell ringing And I, I am a monster I can't believe the thing I've done I can't believe the thing I've done