The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
 The answer is easy if you take it logically
 I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
 
 She said it's really not my habbit to intrude
 For the more I hope my meaning won't be lost on this construe
 So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover
 
 You just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
 You don't need to be coy, Roy, you just get yourself free
 
 Or you hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
 Ya Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
 
 Oops slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
 You don't need to be coy, Roy, you just listen to me
 
 Or you hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
 Ya Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
 
 She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
 I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
 I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways
 
 She said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
 And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see the light
 And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover
 
 You just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
 You don't need to be coy, Roy, you just get yourself free
 
 Or you hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
 Ya Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
 
 Oops slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
 You don't need to be coy, Roy, you just listen to me
 
 Or you hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
 Ya Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
 
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