uh
 i do it
 i do it to you
 
 (Let's do it)
 
 all you christians
 all you krishnas
 we do weddings & bar mitzvahs!
 we'll float with your parade
 (so long as we're getting paid)
 
 no principles just vice principles!
 
 we wouldn't lie
 "you've got it made"
 we'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid
 
 
 satisfy the bride
 fellate the groom
 to inflate your party balloons /
 we're gonna need a little bit more room
 sure i'm qualified
 i'll do anything you say
 as long as i'm getting paid
 
 no principles, just vice principles
 
 we wouldn't lie
 you've got it made
 we'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid
 
 
 WE'LL PROSELYTIZE AROUND YOUR THIGHS
 THIS CONCERT IS SPONSERED BY THOSE FRENCH FRIES!!