Lady Jane the river saint /
Special yes but lucky ain't /
Lady Jane said she walked on water but she never had a man to show /
Then one day she found a fella she was eager just to let him know /
Lady Jane she walked on water /
Followed by her brand new lover who tumbled along /
Drownin' down below /
Lady Jane did not abort /
For legends are never made that short /
Now be sure when you listen to this /
Here's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish /
Convinced he'd become a creature of the sea /
She got off her feet and jumped into the deep /
And never stopped looking for her lover below /
Lady Jane the river fish /
Became the world's most wanted dish /
And though no man would dare to catch /
Something whose beauty we could never match /
But when some member from a far away state /
Said "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!" / “
They killed little Lady Jane /
The emperor of a distant land /
The only man who didn't understand /
That though you think you've got your prize /
There's another fish that has escaped your eyes /
Lady Jane, her lover's there /
Swimming through the ocean with a desperate stare /
Looking for Lady Jane /
Looking for Lady Jane /