作词 : Matthew Stephenson
 作曲 : Matthew Stephenson
 Sad claps
 Cause I think you ' re it
 Not quite alive , but not quite dead
 Suspended animation
 Cryogenic salvation is the new sensation
 Brain-dead , but you got a check
 A few hundred bucks step back of performances
 A performance that ' ll hold me by
 When you crash and burn , time tends to fly
 Sad sack
 Shed a tear
 Laugh track
 Here ' s your ****ing sad claps
 Sad claps
 Sad claps
 Sad claps
 Sad claps
 Sad claps
 Sad claps
 A boogiepop phantom from beyond the grave suckin ' on
 And it ' s dried and there ' s nothing left for it but table scraps
 My condolences to you , sir , l give you sad claps
 My condolences to you , sir , give you sad claps for your sad claps set