作词 : Raymond Douglas Davies
 作曲 : Raymond Douglas Davies
A man lives at the corner of the street

And his neighbors think
He's helpful and he's sweet

'Cause he never swears and
He always shakes you by the hand
But no one knows
He really is a plastic man
Plastic man  plastic man

He's got plastic heart
Plastic teeth and toes
(Yeah  he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees
And a perfect plastic nose
(Yeah  he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that
Hide his plastic teeth and gums

And plastic legs
That reach up to his plastic bum
(Plastic bum)
(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man don't feel no pain
Plastic people look the same
Yeah  yeah  yeah
Kick his shin or tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
He can't disfigure  or disgrace
Plastic man (plastic man)

He's got plastic flowers
Growing up the walls

Plastic man
He eats plastic food
With a plastic knife and fork

Plastic man
He likes plastic cups and saucers
'Cause they never break
And he likes to lick his gravy
Off a plastic plate
Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man don't feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah  yeah  yeah
Kick his shin or tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
He can't disfigure  or disgrace
Plastic man (plastic man)

He's got a plastic wife
Who wears a plastic mac
(Yeah  he's plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic
Like their dad
(Yeah  he's plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that
Makes you think he understands

But no one ever gets the truth
From plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man)
(plastic man)