She is my goods, my chattels

My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing;

Touch her whoever dare

So, kiss me, Kate, thou lovely loon,

'Ere we start on our honeymoon.

So kiss me, Kate, darling devil devine,

For now thou shall ever be mine.

I'll never be thine!

So, kiss me, Kate, (Kate: No!) thou lovely loon, (Kate: Go!)

'Ere we start (Kate: Nay!) on our honeymoon. (Kate: Away!)

So kiss me, Kate, (Kate: Fred!) darling devil devine, (Kate: Kindly drop dead!)

For now thou shall ever be

Now I shall never be

Now thou shall ever be

Now I shall never be

Mine/Thine

Yes mine!

Not thine!

Yes mine!

You swine!

Yes mine!

You/She swine!

Yes mine!

So kiss me, Kate

I'll crack your plate!

Oh, please don't pout

I'll knock you out

My priceless prise

I'll black you eyes!

Oh, kiss me quick

Your rump I'll kick!

Oh kiss me/him

Dounder!

He's not her dish, He's not her dish, oh kiss him!

Flouder!

A type of fish, she would not wish, oh kiss him!

Dastard!

What's that we heard, what's that we heard, oh kiss him!

Bastard!

(Chorus gasps in shock, short pause)

Oh, Katie, that's a naughty word, so kiss me!

Kiss him!

Kiss me!

Kiss me!/Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!

Never, never, neve-e-er!

Never, never, neve-e-er!

Never, never, never, never, never, never!

Kiss him Kate, kiss him,

Kiss him Kate, kiss him,

Kiss him Kate, kiss him,

Kiss him Kate, kiss him,

Kiss him Kate, Kiss him Kate, Kiss him Kate, Kiss him Kate

Kiss...

No!

Him...

N-o-o-o!

Ah, kiss him!

Kate!