Signor Baptista! Gentlemen, importune me no farther, For how firmly I am resolve, you know! That is, not to bestow my yougest daughter before I have a husband for the elder Ah, me I've made a haul in all the leading rackets From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be, And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets, Marry me, marry me, marry me. My purse has yet to know a silver lining, Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree, But if for love unending thou art pining, Marry me, marry me, marry me. I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician Still spraying my decaying family tree. To give a social boost to thy position, Marry me, marry me, marry me. Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! I'm a maid who would marry And will take with no qualm Any Tom, D**k or Harry, Any Harry, D**k or Tom, I'm a maid mad to marry And will take double-quick Any Tom, D**k or Harry, Any Tom, Harry or D**k. I'm the man thou shouldst marry. Howdy, Pop! Howdy, Mom. I'm the man thou shouldst marry. Art thou Harry, D**k or Tom? I'm the man thou shouldst marry. Howdy, pal! Howdy, chick! Art thou Tom, D**k or Harry? Call me Tom, Harry or D**k. I'm (She's) a maid who would marry And would no longer tarry, I'm (She's) a maid who would marry, May my hopes not miscarry! I'm (She's) a maid mad marry And will take double-quick Any Tom, D**k or Harry, Any Tom, Harry or D**k. A d**ka d**k, a d**ka d**k, a d**ka d**k, A d**ka d**k, a d**ka d**k, a d**ka d**k, d**k, d**k, I'm a maid who would marry And would no longer tarry, She's a maid, I marry May my hopes not miscarry! I'm a maid who would marry And will take double-quick Any Tom, D**k or Harry, Any Tom, Harry or D**k. Howdy, Pop! Howdy, Mom. Art thou Hery, D**k or Tom? Howdy, pal! Howdy, chick! Call me Tom, Harry or D**k. D**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, a d**ka d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k A d**ka d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Any Tom, D**k or Harry, Any Tom, Harry or D**k.