To be or not to be a white van man A prince without a plan Hamlet is a ham, a boy who loves his man Don't mean to be a cynic, happy at the clinic anyhow Thank you Mr. Freud, that's my life destroyed Decided, united, derided Divided self The enemy within us knows heaven's full of sinners You could be laughing as you weep Crowded in this lonely room with actors Landing on the moon Don't mean to be a cynic Happy at the clinic anyhow Stay young and beautiful all the time Decided, united, derided Divided self Decided, united, derided Divided self Decided, united, derided Divided self