作词 : Sea Power
 作曲 : Sea Power
Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man
Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man I know,
Your Russian heart is strong and has been bleeding for too long
Oh my Lassie,
it's like bad acid
It's getting nasty
she knows
Gymnastic-hos-
down-on-all-fours-
with-septic-pores-
from-effed-up-bores-
I-would-like-to-give-you-more
my lassie
Oh my lassie
its like bad acid
It's getting nasty
she knows
She knows
Apologies to insect life
what I did was not very nice
A little piece of everyone
Is bad and can't be jettisoned
And round from her from me to you
Sometimes you know it goes right through
My love