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[00:02.35]皈依(剑网三·佛秀)念白
[00:03.65]翻唱：桃酥/苏清衣
[00:35.36]和尚:观自在菩萨,行深般若波罗蜜多时
,[00:39.41]照见五蕴皆空,度一切苦厄.舍利子,
[00:45.25]色不异空,空不异色,色即是空,
[00:49.66]空即是色,受想行识,亦复如是.舍利子,是…(听见外面的声音被打断…)(长出一口气)
[01:00.70]七秀:小和尚
[01:02.48]七秀:小和尚,我又来听你讲故事啦.小和尚,小——和——尚——
[01:11.31]和尚:唉...
[01:19.24]和尚:呵~秀姑娘今日想听什么?
[01:23.78]七秀:什么都行.
[01:26.18]和尚:从前有个老和尚,总是被贼光顾,
[01:31.09]他忍无可忍了.有一天,贼又来了,
[01:36.39]他就对贼说,请你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.
[01:47.25]老和尚:你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.
[01:55.71]和尚:那贼听了高兴极了,就把手从门缝里伸了进去.
[02:01.99]谁知老和尚一把揪住他的手,捆在柱子上,
[02:06.61]然后用棍子痛打他,一边打还一边喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!
[02:16.34]毛贼:哎哟!别打了~~~哎哟~~~~痛!哎哟!!住手!!哎哟~~
[02:25.40]老和尚:皈依佛!
[02:28.02]和尚:那贼痛极了,无奈跟着喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!
[02:36.20]毛贼:哎哟~皈依佛!
[02:38.96]老和尚:皈依法!
[02:42.42]毛贼:嗷呜~皈依法!
[02:45.08]老和尚:皈依僧!
[02:47.74]毛贼:啊~皈依僧!
[02:51.10]和尚:这便是佛经里著名的三皈依故事.
[02:55.48]七秀:你那是三皈依,我这却有四皈依,要不要听?[03:02.42]和尚:何谓四皈依?[03:05.53]七秀:手伸过来.
[03:10.08]和尚:唉...
[03:12.09]方丈:徒儿....那女施主走了?
[03:16.96]和尚:师傅……徒儿同往常一样,
[03:20.34]与她说了佛理.她便回去了.
[03:24.01]方丈:哎...去诵经罢.
[03:27.94]和尚:是……师傅...往后...那位女施主再不会来了.
[03:35.29]方丈:哦米拖佛.
[03:38.45]和尚:喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛
[03:44.82]喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛
[03:50.49]【回想】
[03:51.00]七秀:皈依佛.
[03:53.01]和尚:呵,皈依佛.
[03:57.21]七秀:皈依法.
[04:00.25]和尚:皈依法.
[04:03.09]七秀:皈依僧.
[04:06.35]和尚:皈依僧.
[04:10.05]七秀:皈依秀姑娘.
[04:15.36]和尚:皈依...嗯?
[04:22.01]七秀:说啊,皈依秀姑娘.
[04:38.03]和尚:皈依...秀姑娘..
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