Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date 
To have a little loving in the back row 
Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun 
But don't tell daddy, that's a no-no 
Hope it won't offend, maybe you could bring a friend 
We could have more fun with three 
If she's up for some, you could even bring your mum 
She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me 
All you ever think about is me, me, me 
And I can understand it 
My ego's got so big lately 
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet 
I would've thought you'd have noticed 
My ego's too big 
Yeah I'm your host with the mostest 
My ego's too big 
Don't tell me you haven't noticed 
My ego's too big 
Hi, I'm your host with the mostest 
Hey teach, remember when you used to preach '
Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well' 
As a rule always had to act a fool 
But look at me now, shows you never can tell 
Now you're finally listening to me, me, me 
And that's not how you planned it 
My ego's got so big lately 
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet 
Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes 
Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you've seen our faces in the news 
Maybe it's just that you're out of practise 
Hell yeah! 
Taking that for granted 
Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase 
The only sleep we get is when we're travelling to the next place 
Hell yeah! 
I miss my family 
But I've got all my best friends right here around me 
And it's worth for that one hour 
Get up on stage and feel that power 
Me and you have got this understanding 
Better clear the floor 
My ego's coming in for landing