作曲 : Richardson
Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
They aren't ready for these hips of mine
They may be desingers but they haven't designed
Jeans to fit your valentine
They make womens' clothes for the long and the lean
I got too much butt for one pair of jeans
Well if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster
I don't buy jeans--I get reupholstered.
An acre of denim custom cut. Sewn with care to fit this butt
Well if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
CHORUS:
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt. What?
Too much butt. Ah no, baby
Too much butt. Tell me how could that be?
Too much butt. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much butt
(Ain't no butts about it, baby)
Well you know on a plane it's a little bit tight
My butt's wedged in for the whole damn flight.
And if you're next to me you'd better be nice.
Cause this butt can be a flotation device.
If we go down--ah you know what I mean.
CHORUS:
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt. What?
Too much butt. Ah no, baby
Too much butt. Tell me how could that be?
Too much butt. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much butt
When I bend over I may block the sun
I may be two but I'm your only one
On a scale of one to ten. You know I'm your twenty.
How could you want more? This girl's got plenty.
I know what you like and you like what you see.
CHORUS:
Too much butt for one pair of jeans
Too much butt. What?
Too much butt. Ah no, baby
Too much butt. Tell me how could that be?
Too much butt. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much butt
Well if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
Too much butt for one pair of jeans.