Grow up, you're nearly 31
 What happened when you were a child?
 Do you require an analyst
 or will a friendly smile suffice?
 
 Find your space, are you breathing well?
 Do you feel o.k.?
 Are you calm? are you comfortable?
 Is your heartbeat racing?
 Is this your soul you're facing?
 
 Lay down my couch is over there
 I think you'll find it's way more comfortable
 Take off your glasses don't be scared
 For thirty pounds I'll listen to your
 Stories dear, shut the window there
 We should keep the session intimate don't you agree?
 
 I have experience in matters similar
 I can't juggle I can't knit a pinafore
 But I'll listen to your tale and give you some advice
 
 I was an ace when I was young
 I learned to dance, I didn't have to learn
 I was a case when I grew up
 A case of hope, crashing to the ground
 
 I learned, I hit the skids and I
 Woke up me myself and I was a different person
 If I take you on will you be pliable?
 As a confidante I'm quite reliable
 Dreamer though you are
 It is you that's been my signpost so far.