作曲 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
作词 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
 Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
 trim the hedges, cut the trees
 then you'll know how affection feels
 
 Shave the monkey, wax the bear
 Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
 Trim the hedges, and trim the tree
 who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
 
 Where there's a hole there is an ace
 I will put a smile on your grumpy face
 
 we're fifty something, well-aged wine
 if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.
 
 I'll be your garland queen of Lace
 the Sleeping Beauty in our maze
 oh, fifty something well aged win
 me, the wooden cask, that's fine
 
 I know you like me to watch you piss
 you're only waiting to be kissed
 you're such a beauty to behold
 here comes a shower and it's made of gold
 
 I'm a flower, water me
 let's build a castle by the sea!
 You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
 the sun shines warm on your disease ... -
 such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.
 
 Who is there sitting on your back?
 There is no need for a sneak attack!
 If you're monastic to my bliss.
 Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis.
 
 Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
 he knows the art of tonsure well.
 and all the songs a blade can sing
 sugh is the Easter that I bring"
 
 The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
 I am the goddess that unfolds
 iconic beauty, as yet unseen
 if you're only courting
 
 the Virgin Queen.