作词 : Albert Hague
You're a mean one
Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
I'm a bad banana with a
Greasy black peel
You're a monster
Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you is a
Thirty nine and a half foot pole
You're a vile one
Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the
Seasick crocodile
You're a foul one
Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Or ask false and I could
Stink
Stank
Stunk
You're a rotter
Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch
Your soul is a falling jumping
Overflowing with the most disgraceful so mean up the poor
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in
Tangled up knots
You nauseate me
Mr Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss
Mr Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce