Look at the total hag reaming an even older can of catfood... 
Hear the flies buzzing through her bodily openings, bringing with them the coolest diseases... 
Sometimes these flies get caught in the cobwebs that are draped across her armpits... 
LET'S PAY 
A VISIT TO 
THE TOTAL 
HAG Look and see her age-spots and her vericous veins... 
Just taste the frozen green icicle hanging off her nostril... 
Hear the wheezing cough filling up the air projecting her diseases... 
I've had enough of this... 
FELLAS LET'
S GO TORME
NT THE TOT
AL HAG Hunchback 
Turkeyneck 
Prune-tit 
Sag... Let's pay 
A visit To the 
Total hag... 
Garbage can 
Catfood Newspaper 
Bag... Come on 
Let's go Let's go 
The total hag... 
THE TOTAL 
HAG SMELLS 
LIKE MOTHB
ALLS <i>[repeat at least 1000 times] 
I like to scare the prune-tit scag 
Drop a match in her shopping bag 
Kick her in her 
Rickets, push her in the road 
Ha! Ha! Ha! 
Ha! I laugh at the total hag...