Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true 
 I want everyone to listen and believe 
 It's about some little people from a long time ago 
 And all the things the neighbors didn't know 
 Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work 
 Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares 
 And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad 
 Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe! 
 
 Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . . 
 (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) 
 And all the while on a shelf in the shed: 
 KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! 
 Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room 
 (A marvel to be seen: dysentery green) 
 While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back: 
 LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK 
 
 We see them after school in a world of their own 
 (To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . ) 
 The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night 
 (I bet you'd do the same if they was you) 
 
 Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . . 
 (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) 
 And all the while on a shelf in the shed: 
 KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! 
 
 Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills 
 Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn! 
 Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! 
 (Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green) 
 WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN! 
 
 This would be a little bit of vocal teen-age heaven, right here on Earth! 
 
 Ronnie Williams: (backwards) Dodn-do-do-dodn-dodn-dodn-dada