Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don preston (retired) Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals) Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds) Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) Suzy creamcheese (telephone) Dick barber (snorks) I'm gonna tell you the way it is And i'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, i say And the life you lead is completely empty You paint your head Your mind is dead You don't even know what i just said That's you: american Womanhood! You're phony on top Phony underneath You lay in bed & grit your teeth Madge, i want your body! Harry, get back! Madge, it's not merely Physical! Harry, you're a beast! Censored censored censored Censored censored censored Madge... i couldn't help it ...i... doggone it!