Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don preston (retired) Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals) Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds) Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) Suzy creamcheese (telephone) Dick barber (snorks) ...operator? Phone for a minute, please... Hello? ...yes sir... Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six ... Yes Right Is that vickie? He's gonna bump you off the ass He's got a gun, you know If he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won't get you here Hello? Vickie? Yeah What's happening? Listen: Your father has called me up this... Now look, just don't panic but just tell me I'm not panicking Ok I think my phone's captured too Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright Fine... your father called me up this afternoon Just a second...